My apologies to Janis Joplin…

JanisOh Lord, won’t you buy me, a Chev-ro-let Volt?
My friends all drive Teslas. I wanna car that gives a jolt,
I’ll save Mother Earth and start to revolt,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a Chev-ro-let Volt?

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a high-speed charger?
I’m counting on you Lord. Don’t make my bill much larger,
I’ll save so much gas and make jealous all my friends,
So oh Lord, give a charger before the subsidy ends.

Oh Lord, won’t you help us clean up the Earth?
If you start it all over, it’s like our world’s rebirth,
Give us this chance. We’ll prove we’re not dolts,
Oh Lord, we could all love the Chev-ro-let Volt!

Everybody!
Oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a Chev-ro-let Volt?
My friends all drive Teslas. I wanna car that gives a jolt,
I’ll save Mother Earth and start to revolt,
So oh Lord, won’t you buy me, a Chev-ro-let Volt?

About the author

An accidental EVangelist: On my way to work at Apple one morning, my car was rear-ended (and totaled) by an SUV, driven by a guy playing with his smartphone.
This led me to get my first plug-in vehicle.
I started blogging about my experiences immediately.
A year later, in 2013, I was hired by the dealership as their "EVangelist."
I became a board member with the Texas Electric Transportation Resources Alliance (www.TxETRA.org) and perform public speaking in the DFW area regarding electric vehicles and environmental issues.
I also teach others how to sell plug-in vehicles or manage EV sales.
I'm on a mission.

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