To the tune of “Rawhide”

 To sing along, click here

IdiocyRollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Suicide!

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Keep that coal a-rollin’,
Get that black smoke blowin’
Suicide!

My emotions are a-seething’
My lungs ain’t a-breathin’
That crap your truck is spewin’ far & wide.

If I was a police-man,
Here’s what I’d be a-doin’,
Ticketing your dirty, stinkin’ ride.

CHORUS:
Pull it out, your head is up,
Head is up, now pull it out,
Can’t you see your head is up your backside?
Pull it out, your head is up,
Head is up, now pull it out,
Can’t you see your head is up your backside?

Rollin’, rollin’, rollin’,
Keep that coal a-rollin’,
Get that black smoke blowin’
Creepyyyyyy!

You’re over compensatin’
For what ails your matin’
How tiny can one guy’s member be?

For those who drive in hybrids:
You seem so damned inbred,
Is it true your bride is your auntie?

CHORUS:
Pull it out, your head is up,
Head is up, now pull it out,
Can’t you see your head is up your backside?
Pull it out, your head is up,
Head is up, now pull it out,
Can’t you see your head is up your backside?

About the author

An accidental EVangelist: On my way to work at Apple one morning, my car was rear-ended (and totaled) by an SUV, driven by a guy playing with his smartphone.
This led me to get my first plug-in vehicle.
I started blogging about my experiences immediately.
A year later, in 2013, I was hired by the dealership as their "EVangelist."
I became a board member with the Texas Electric Transportation Resources Alliance (www.TxETRA.org) and perform public speaking in the DFW area regarding electric vehicles and environmental issues.
I also teach others how to sell plug-in vehicles or manage EV sales.
I'm on a mission.

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